Homeward Bound...Well to what used to be my home

Homeward Bound to the land I grew up on.  My parents' expecting me earlier in the day but trains which are always on time (ha) got delayed today because of flooding in Fargo.  I knew earlier this week that I should have built an Ark.  But I just did not have the patience to do so or the money for the building permit. The measurements, since I lack in math skills would have been off.  My boat probably would have sunk.  Luckily, I am better at other things.  I performed this past Monday at the comedy club after not having done stand-up comedy in three years.  It was a natural high lacking hangovers, police involvement, and all the other garbage that goes with getting high on drugs.  Still feeling pretty good and enjoying the train ride.  I probably would have gotten motion sickness on the Ark anyways.  I often wondered how Noah handled motion sickness.  But I digress.